Filk: Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie CETAGANDA Snippet Thingy

ttto “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini”, by Brian Hyland
Spoilers for CETAGANDA, a book from the Vorkosigan Saga by Lois McMasters Bujold

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She was afraid to stagnate Cetaganda
And she was the Celestial Lady,
She was afraid to stagnate Cetaganda
Told the Consorts the plan she did see.
(2, 3, 4, tell the people what it’s for!)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie haut race genebank rod-shaped thingy
That she swore to have copied eight ways.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie haut race genebank rod-shaped thingy,
And so her servitor took it away!
(2, 3, 4, that was cool, but wait! There’s more!)

It was afraid to come out to the dock bay,
But it knew just what it had come for.
It was afraid to come out to the dock bay,
And Miles wondered what it panicked for.
(2, 3, 4, some Cetagandan wants a war!)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie ill-disguised Ba servant thingy,
That touched a lump in its breast pocket grey.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie ill-disguised Ba servant thingy,
And so the envoys got carried away.
(2, 3, 4, tell the people about the Vor!)

Now, Miles then yelled to Ivan a warning,
The Ba Lura then knew it would pay.
Miles then yelled to Ivan a warning,
And a weapon Ivan knocked away.
(2, 3, 4, tell us what the weapon’s for!)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie nerve disrupter weapon thingy
That the Ba Lura was packing today
an itsy bity teeny weenie nerve disrupter weapon thingy
But Miles snatched it and took it away.

Cetaganda to the dock bay,
From the dock bay to the Vor
From the Vor back to its master,
Read the book to find out more.

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Posted on 2011/08/16, in Filk, Vorkosigan Saga. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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