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ONE ‘SPLAIN MORE
Posted by Shawna Jacques
ONE ‘SPLAIN MORE
a filk/parody by Shawna Jacques of “One Day More” from Les Miserables
FURIOUS FEMME:
One ‘splain more
Another ‘splain, another “well, actually”
This never-ending road to patr’archy
These men think they deserve my time
Will surely come explain my crimes
One ‘splain more…
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
I did not know until today
That I could live without words you farted.
FURIOUS FEMME
One ‘splain more
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
Tomorrow I’ll throw your words away
And yet with this, my rage has started
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 1:
One more ‘splain all on my own
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
Our pronouns are they and them!
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 1:
One more splain with her not hearing
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
Our last warning goes to you
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 1:
I want a wife, but I’m friend-zoned
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
And I swear my anger’s true
MEDICORE MANSPLAINER 1::
And she’ll never see me there
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 2:
One more ‘splain “just to inform”
EXHAUSTED ENBY :
Will he follow if we go?
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 2:
I’ll speak with my right to freedom
ANGRY ACE:
Shall we join our siblings there?
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 2:
Without thanks, resentment forms
EXHAUSTED ENBY:
We won’t be safe unless we dare.
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 1 & 2:
Don’t you know your place with me?
ALL:
The time is now, the day is here
FURIOUS FEMME:
One ‘splain more
DANGEROUS DEVILS ADVOCATE:
One ‘splain more to resolution,
We’ll show you and we will judge!
We’ll be ready for SJWs
We will push them in the mud!
FURIOUS FEMME:
One ‘splain more!
TEDIOUS TROLLS 1 AND 2
Watch ’em run amuck,
Laugh at ’em as they fall,
Never give a fuck
Make it a free for all,
Here a little “RIP”
There a little “wat”
Most of them are snowflakes
So they won’t hold up!
ASTUTE ALLIES (2 Groups)
1: One ‘splain to a new beginning
2: Raise the flag of banning high!
1: Every ban will make us sing
2: Every ban will make us sing
1: There’s a new world for the winning
2: There’s a new world to be won
ALL:
Do you hear the people sing?
EXHAUSTED ENBY:
My place is here, I fight with you!
FURIOUS FEMME:
One ‘splain more!
[OVERLAP STARTS]
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 2:
One more ‘splain all on my own
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
I did not know until today
DANGEROUS DEVILS ADVOCATE:
We will smear these people’s heroes
We will follow where they go
We will post all of their secrets,
They’ll know all the things we know.
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
That I could live without words you farted.
FURIOUS FEMME:
One ‘splain more!”
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
Tomorrow I’ll throw your words away
MEDIOCRE MANSPLAINER 1:
I want a wife, but I’m friend-zoned
EXHAUSTED ENBY and ANGRY ACE:
And yet with this, my rage has started
DANGEROUS DEVILS ADVOCATE:
One ‘splain more to resolution,
We’ll show you and we will judge!
We’ll be ready for SJWs
TEDIOUS TROLLS 1 AND 2
Watch ’em run amuck,
Laugh at ’em as they fall,
Never give a fuck
Make it a free for all!
FURIOUS FEMME:
Tomorrow isn’t far away,
Tomorrow is the judgement day
[OVERLAP ENDS]
ALL
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our social justice has in store!
One more man…
One more ‘splain…
ONE ‘SPLAIN MORE!
written February 4th, 2019
Posted in Filk, Misogyny, Privilege, Rape Culture, Social Justice
Tags: filk, les miserables, musicals, one day more, Social Justice